This is who I am

Why hello. Welcome to the place where my dreams roam. I suppose you ought to know who I am.
I go by many names. Here, you may refer to me as Delta. Of course, you can use my other names, if you know them.
The Earth was blessed with my presence on 10th January. Of course, this means that my birthstone is the GARNET. Oh, I'm a Capricon too, of course. And I was born in the year of the PIG.
I am a girl who prefers to be left alone when it is OBVIOUS that I want to be. People may mistake these signs for my Emo mode, and then come and bother me, trying to 'cheer me up'. If I suddenly stop talking to you, it means that I'm in my 'Deep Thoughts' mode. Just don't talk to me. I'll go back to my normal, default mode soon.
Well, that's all I think you need to know about me. Use your detective skills to find out more about the mysterious Authoress, okay? I'm too lazy to lay out my personality for everyone to see.

Sunday, 3 February 2008 - My Aunt's Wedding :

I fell asleep in the car on the way there so I can't tell you exactly what happened in the car. But what happened at the reception was very funny.

--(This is the amazing time-travelling portal that will leave out the boring part[solemnisation etc])--

It was time for the tea reception! Everybody charged for the food tables and I only managed to get away with a scone, two sausage pastries and two chicken wings. I went back when the crowd dispersed and returned with the same thing, only no scone and I added a Japanese-style chee cheong fun. Then, after eating, I had nothing to do so my cousin Theodore and I played around on my Emerald. He tried to fight the E4 but decided against it. *Partly because I was 'dying' with my Pokemon everytime they fainted* So he thought about trying to catch Rayquaza. He only managed to help me get past Sky Pillar and save because the DS went off. I caught Rayquaza by myself later. Then my father returned with desserts and we *my two cousins and I* rushed off to the dessert counter. I returned with a double chocolate mousse and a tiramisu. I tried the latter and quickly decided that I didn't like it. Tasted like my mum's fave red wine. Then proceeded to gulp down the chocolate dessert. Went back to explore and got this pudding that tasted like mango, only it wasn't mango. It was passionfruit. Theodore decided that it was too sour for him but I gulped this dessert down rather quickly. Compared to the alcoholic taste of the tiramisu, that was MUCH better.

After we finished the desserts I borrowed my mum's camera and took pictures of practically everything. My dad walked into the line of the camera while I took a photo and half his head got cut off. I'll show you the picture later. My mother suggested that the three of us - my cousins and I - took a picture together. My younger cousin, Simon, returned from the toilet and we got the photo taken.

The first thing that my dad said upon seeing the photo was "This is bad! Your fly is open!" So we all dashed for the camera, took a look at the photo and laughed. Poor Simon. He forgot to zip his pants up. Will show you the picture later.
He hurriedly zipped up his pants and insisted on another photo. So we took one. His pants were zipped up this time. We laughed at the previous photo again. Then I rushed off with the camera to take a photo with the bride.

Wasn't the reception simply hilarious? Here are some photos taken: